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the wilderness, it beckons me
but naught do i reply
when on the wind the sultry scents
of summer bluster by
and when in dead of winter
lurk the lifeless branches, oft they sway
to tempt me with their whispers
of the peace of death at bay
and perched above a sunlit cape
my heaven waits for me
the endless earth that i may roam,
entwined in its infinity
The Vast Spoils of America
This is about how for most of my adult life I've essentially become almost entirely an indoor person, yet within my heart there is a longing to spend my days outdoors, basking in the wonders of its beauty and warmth. It's strange as my childhood saw many days and years and moments outdoors, I played 3 sports for most of my childhood, my dad took me to state parks, parks in Philly, I used to play in the woods, used to go swimming all the time, camping at least once a year, was involved in the Cub/Boy scouts. I'm not quite sure what happened, I think it's the computer though. It's kind of sad really. This is me saying I think my afterlife will see "the endless earth that i may roam, entwined in its infinity." The title is shamelessly stolen from a Saves the Day song. Also this poem was written at least 8 years ago, I'm sure earlier than that. File date on the .txt document says 4/30/2006.
a legend unfurled in the strangest of places
devoid of black magic or mythical races
a clock and a box of saltines paved the way
for the rise of an unrivaled champion that day
Flour Power
This poem was about this kid we went to school with's brother who successfully completed the Saltine Challenge, which if you don't know is to swallow 6 whole saltine crackers in under a minute without drinking anything. It sounds easy but those things will just not go down. I wrote this about him winning it. Also this poem was written at least 8 years ago. The .txt document says 4/30/2006 but I honestly think it's longer.


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Current Residence: PA, USA, Earth.
Favourite genre of music: Hard to say, probably Electronic stuff/video game music.
Favourite photographer: foureyes, garrit, my friend Matt.
Favourite style of art: cartoony / urban / vector-based / pixel / illustration
Operating System: Windows XP
MP3 player of choice: iPhone I guess.
Shell of choice: If you consider Windows Classic for XP a shell
Wallpaper of choice:
Skin of choice: Human
Favourite cartoon character: Ren & Stimpy
Personal Quote: "Quotes are for pussies" - Jay Knobler 2004


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MonK-Z Featured By Owner Jun 22, 2015
=^w^= HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!! =^w^=

rlkirkland Featured By Owner Aug 15, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
Thanks for the :+fav: on Bombadil, much appreciated! :eyes:
deerArylide Featured By Owner Aug 1, 2014  Hobbyist Photographer
Man i just love how random your gallery is.
Archany Featured By Owner Jul 2, 2014  Student Filmographer
you like 3d art too?
Yeah I do. I dabbled in mapping and modelling but never really mastered either. Did a few things in both I'm proud of though. I added a lot of custom props that I made to maps in a TF2 server I ran awhile ago. Stuff like old retro sprites, movie references, they all incorporated into the surroundings of the map. If you don't know what I mean I made a gallery of them awhile back (you might like the 8th one in particular btw, I took a look at your gallery): Clicky

Archany Featured By Owner Jul 9, 2014  Student Filmographer
nice job man i got every reference although i dont like minecraft anymore XD
ToruKun1 Featured By Owner Apr 14, 2014  Student Traditional Artist
Haha, I was scrolling through the comment section of one of :iconrobaato:'s Aerith pictures and found your posts, as much as I'm a fan of the guy, you were totally fucking based and he couldn't even form an articulate counter-argument, and that's hilarious.
Machetefun Featured By Owner Feb 17, 2013  Student Traditional Artist


That is all >U>
buggy715 Featured By Owner Jan 18, 2013
Thanks for adding me on Steam, bro. But why do you have Lemonparty on your profile page!? o_O
HNG1010 Featured By Owner Jan 7, 2012
Hey, Sorry for messaging you here if you don't mind, but I can't seem to get in touch with you =/ , If you could accept my friend request, that would be great. I'd like to negotiate for your Burning El Jefe, and I know someone is already offering on it probably, the name was Perplextion I believe.

I'm willing to overpay for your Burning El Jefe, even more than Perplextion's offer. My offer is:

Stormy Storm Samur-eye (Worth 17+) + Smoking Desert Marauder (Worth around 6) + 2 buds pure + Replacement normal El Jefe + all the steam games and coupons in my inventory.

Please reach me here:


Again, my apologies for messaging you here, and I hope you actually read this before you sell it..>_<
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